Wednesday, November 11, 2015


Hey ya'll! Life has been sooooo fucking crazy busy right now.

I'm finally settled into my new environment, finally getting the hang of this whole "Grad School" thing, and even have 1.5 potential boo's I'm currently spitting game to.

Life is far from good. But I've certainly felt worse before. Right now I'm just having fun.

After 25 years of living with people, me living alone in my first apartment now is EXACTLY what I needed to start my new life out here in this world. You know what I love most about my apartment?

I, alone, can have:
My weed. (I'm currently high as balls right now, mind you)
MY snacks.
MY Xbox.
MY fleshlight
My Netflix

And I don't have to share with nooooooo one! Don't have to hear my name being called every 20 gotdamn seconds from someone in the other room, NOBODY asks me where I'm going when I leave out the door, and most of all, it's PEACEFUL HERE.

This is my sanctuary.
Music, you say?
Cocoa Butter Kisses -- Chance the Rapper (and 10 million other niggas I'm not finna name)
Enjoy the pics! (excuse any typos)

Friday, October 23, 2015

Where is Your Spot?

Checkout my latest youtube vid! (click here)

Just in case you ever want to melt me like a cheap dollar store candle,

Breathe on the left of my neck, and tongue it.


I love that!

The other night, a guy that I've been "talking to" for a while since I moved here 2 months ago, have been chilling together.

He's 6'11", 180 lbs, 8/10 masculine, deep dark chocolate complexion, and a 9" dick that he knows how to sling like a pro.

He just turned 24. I"m 25.

Unfortunately, when our paths crossed for the first time, he told me that he'll be moving away by the end of this October 2015.

I said I wasn't going to catch feelings for him. But I have. And judging by his overall vibe, he's not really all that into me like that.

Cool beans. We're both adults here. If this is just "one of those things", then so be it.

I know I'm gonna miss that tongue game though.

What about you? Where's your "spot"?
Music, you say?

Hollow -- Eryn Allen Kane
Sea Salt -- Quadron
Israel (Sparring) -- Chance the Rapper, Ft. Noname Gyspy
Enjoy the pics!
Checkout my latest youtube vid! (click here)

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Cuffing Season

It ain't Rabbit Season. It ain't Duck Season.

It's CUFFING SEASON! According to, Cuffing Season is...

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Summer is almost over and I have a potential nigga to cuff, but that'll be my next post.
In the meantime, who's the luck guy/gal that you'll be choosing this season?
Music, you say?
Amy Winehouse -- Frank (Full Album)
Enjoy the pics!


Thursday, August 13, 2015

Milan Christopher

This motherfucker right here though...

So Milan Christopher (MC) will be on this upcoming season of Love and Hip Hop as part of the first openly gay black male couple to be featured on a reality television series. I usually don't fuck with reality shows (or TV in general) because I'm always on Netflix and Youtube, and also because, other than the Food Network, nothing else interesting is EVER on.

But this fine ass nigga right here just might convince me to suffer through the bullshit of Love and Hip Hop, if only for the eye candy alone!

Hope ya'll enjoy as much as I do! He's SOOOOO in the Spank Bank! :)
I'm not entirely sober right now, btw.
Music, you say?
Co-Pilot to Pilot -- Teena Marie
I Can't Love Anymore --- Teena Marie
Enjoy the pics!
Stay tuned for my latest youtube vid!