Monday, November 17, 2014

Adam 4 Adam, WTF moments

So, I've decided to embrace my inner hoe. I've been fighting it for quite some time. Though I've had my share of flings and friends with benefits, I've never actually had a full-blown phase of promiscuity and fucking with abandon.

Recently, I created an account on Adam for Adam (A4A) and everything was going swimmingly for about a week or so. But lemme tell you about these two mofos...

Let's start with Joe.
According to Joe's profile, he is 6'2", 220 lbs, black bear, married (in the closet), 6.5 cut dick, and a vers top. The three pics on his profile looked promising, and plus he was talking real good and freaky in his description, so I hit him up.

After a few days of inboxing back and forth, we got along pretty good so we exchanged numbers and decided to be texting buddies. One thing led to another and we started Sexting.

I have absolutely no interest in sexting (1. because I'm not in the 8th grade and 2., who has time for that?). But he initiated it and seemed to be really into it, so I played along. The deeper we got into the session, the...crazier he became. I tried to talk to him on his level of kink, but...I had to immediately hit the BLOCK button when *sighs* I can't even articulate this. Look at this screen cap.

W.T.F. It is some realllll freaks out there, dude. To each, his own. But when it comes to scat, I will NEVER be about that life.
Next, let's talk about...Jack.
According to my radar, Jack lives less than a mile from where I do. Jack is a fine ass white dude. I gotta give him his props. He kinda looks like Matthew McConaugheyA couple nights back, he was in my inbox trying to lure me into his secret den and give me "the best head of my life". And guess what? I was actually about to take his offer up. That is, until, he asks me if I can bring 40$ with me so I can help him out on rent until next week. W.T.F.
*sighs* so, as usual, my sex life is a clusterfuck. My dick must've walked under a ladder, or broken a mirror or something b/c it has the worst luck in finding a partner.
Music, you say?

Deep Purple -- Smoke on the Water

Jess Chambers-- Full of Fire

Clap Clap Riot -- Everyone's Asleep
Oh, one more thing: I may be moving to Indiana within the next few months for grad school. More details on that later.
Enjoy the pics!


Friday, October 31, 2014

Damn I love a Dick Down

The world be such a better place if everyone got a good Dick-Down every once in a while.

Speaking of Dicks, do you have a favorite "kind" of dick?

Me? If I had to choose just one dick, it'd be a good old jet-black 8-incher with an average amount of dorsal veins, and I want the "head" to be lighter than the rest.
(A circumcised penis is my only one restriction. If you're not cut, we not gon' fuck!)

But that' just me. What about you?
Music, you say?

Say You Love Me -- Jessie Ware
Kinda...Sometimes...Maybe --Jessie Ware
Oh, and Happy Halloween. I'm doing something kinda...different this year for a costume. But that's for next week's post ;)

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Mr. Marky, Three and a Third

Detroit, MI Aka: Three and a Third (b/c the area code is 313), Motor City, Motown, Paris of the Midwest...

The birthplace of Motown Music, Jit Dancing (click here), Ford Motor Company, Martin Lawrence show took place there, 8 Mile took place/was filmed there (and yes, Detroit is every bit as desolate as the movie made it seem).

Not to mention the musical talent, alone, that the world has to thank from Detroit, including:
Madonna, Anita Baker, Diana Ross... Eminem, the list goes on and on...

Idk if you've ever been, but...Detroit is now a ghost town.

I only live like an hour away and I frequent it quite a bit.

I've just discovered that Mr. Marky's fiiiinnneeee ass lives in Detroit.

IF *clap* I *clap* EVER *clap* SEE *clap* MR. *clap* MARKY *clap*

He could just be walking down Michigan Avenue, minding his own damn business...
I'd hop out on his ass like a SWAT team!
Oh, the fagging-out I would do! I'd go into convulsions and faint like a Justin Bieber fan-girl.

I'd ask him to sign my fleshlight. I'd tell him I have actually bought some dvd's he's in just b/c I wanted to support him that I'm carrying his child...
Lol. Naw, though. I'm sure he runs into a fair share of thirsty niggas on a daily basis...

But I'd at least try to take a fan pic for Instagram or something. I swear fo' lord, that'd be the day I came out!

Smh. I remember that one scene where Osian gave Mr. Marky some head about as well as Kim Kardashian did Ray Jay's -- and that's saying something! (click here)

This here is a link to my favorite Mr. Marky scene (click here)  (Omg, Mr. Marky got front AND back!)


Now I gotta break out my fleshlight...
Music, you say?
Down on my Luck -- Vic Mensa
Up Past the Nursery -- Suuns
Chasing Time -- Azealia Banks

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Tone Bone

Tone is 26. about... 5'12", light cinnamon skin, cornrow braids, naturally masculine body frame, a Detroit accent, and is a hilarious jokester who always knows how to make the room laugh. He's a professional barber at the shop where I've been going to for 3 years.

In that time, we've hit it off and are now real cool with each other.
I affectionately call him Tone Bone.
Now, mind you, he's cute and all, but I'd never really thought of him "like that".

Although...I would catch myself "liking" some of his old Facebook pics and statuses. Each time he "likes" something of mine, I feel like the white lady who fell out in church in this Vine clip --->>(Click Here)

A couple weeks back, he was cutting my hair and, as with all barbers, struck up a light conversation...

Tone: Man...I heard something 'bout you, nigga!
Me: ...what?
Tone: Man...Pee Wee told me that you be hanging with Cordell n' them...
Me: O...K...? Yeah, That's my big cousin
Tone: Ain't he gay though?
Me: ...that man wears more makeup than a Sephora employee. Of course he is.
Tone: ya'll like the same... "thing" or whatever?
Me: ? Are you trying to ask me something?
Tone: Ain't you a preacher?
Me: ...among other things, yeah...
Tone: *makes the teeth-sucking sound* how a preacher gon' be in church but like niggas too?
Me: ...When I find one who does, I'll let you know.... Askin' all these police questions; are you writing a book report or something?

Forgetting that I just spent my last $10 on food, I told Tone that I could either pay him in Trident Layers, pay him double next weekend. He just had me drive him to Burger King instead.

When I dropped him back off at the shop, before he got out my car, he told me about one time in High School, some nigga tried to make a pass at him and for a split second, he hesitated about stopping the dude from touching him.

I was CERTAINLY ready to talk about that w/him! But someone inside the shop had flagged him down and he had to go...
Tone is just real cool peoples at this point. I don't even think he's DL or anything. And I'm surely not gonna try to put any moves on him.

...but if and when he makes a pass at me... *pshhhh*... it's a wrap!
Music, you say?

If I Were a Bell -- Teena Marie

We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This -- Teena Marie Ft. Ronnie McNeir

Neon Valley Street --Janelle Monae
Enjoy the pics n' vids! Leave comments! (P.S. Goooooot damn @ that first pic!)