Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Mr. Marky, Three and a Third

Detroit, MI Aka: Three and a Third (b/c the area code is 313), Motor City, Motown, Paris of the Midwest...

The birthplace of Motown Music, Jit Dancing (click here), Ford Motor Company, Martin Lawrence show took place there, 8 Mile took place/was filmed there (and yes, Detroit is every bit as desolate as the movie made it seem).

Not to mention the musical talent, alone, that the world has to thank from Detroit, including:
Madonna, Anita Baker, Diana Ross... Eminem, the list goes on and on...

Idk if you've ever been, but...Detroit is now a ghost town.

I only live like an hour away and I frequent it quite a bit.

I've just discovered that Mr. Marky's fiiiinnneeee ass lives in Detroit.

IF *clap* I *clap* EVER *clap* SEE *clap* MR. *clap* MARKY *clap*

He could just be walking down Michigan Avenue, minding his own damn business...
I'd hop out on his ass like a SWAT team!
Oh, the fagging-out I would do! I'd go into convulsions and faint like a Justin Bieber fan-girl.

I'd ask him to sign my fleshlight. I'd tell him I have actually bought some dvd's he's in just b/c I wanted to support him that I'm carrying his child...
Lol. Naw, though. I'm sure he runs into a fair share of thirsty niggas on a daily basis...

But I'd at least try to take a fan pic for Instagram or something. I swear fo' lord, that'd be the day I came out!

Smh. I remember that one scene where Osian gave Mr. Marky some head about as well as Kim Kardashian did Ray Jay's -- and that's saying something! (click here)

This here is a link to my favorite Mr. Marky scene (click here)  (Omg, Mr. Marky got front AND back!)


Now I gotta break out my fleshlight...
Music, you say?
Down on my Luck -- Vic Mensa
Up Past the Nursery -- Suuns
Chasing Time -- Azealia Banks

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Tone Bone

Tone is 26. about... 5'12", light cinnamon skin, cornrow braids, naturally masculine body frame, a Detroit accent, and is a hilarious jokester who always knows how to make the room laugh. He's a professional barber at the shop where I've been going to for 3 years.

In that time, we've hit it off and are now real cool with each other.
I affectionately call him Tone Bone.
Now, mind you, he's cute and all, but I'd never really thought of him "like that".

Although...I would catch myself "liking" some of his old Facebook pics and statuses. Each time he "likes" something of mine, I feel like the white lady who fell out in church in this Vine clip --->>(Click Here)

A couple weeks back, he was cutting my hair and, as with all barbers, struck up a light conversation...

Tone: Man...I heard something 'bout you, nigga!
Me: ...what?
Tone: Man...Pee Wee told me that you be hanging with Cordell n' them...
Me: O...K...? Yeah, That's my big cousin
Tone: Ain't he gay though?
Me: ...that man wears more makeup than a Sephora employee. Of course he is.
Tone: ya'll like the same... "thing" or whatever?
Me: ? Are you trying to ask me something?
Tone: Ain't you a preacher?
Me: ...among other things, yeah...
Tone: *makes the teeth-sucking sound* how a preacher gon' be in church but like niggas too?
Me: ...When I find one who does, I'll let you know.... Askin' all these police questions; are you writing a book report or something?

Forgetting that I just spent my last $10 on food, I told Tone that I could either pay him in Trident Layers, pay him double next weekend. He just had me drive him to Burger King instead.

When I dropped him back off at the shop, before he got out my car, he told me about one time in High School, some nigga tried to make a pass at him and for a split second, he hesitated about stopping the dude from touching him.

I was CERTAINLY ready to talk about that w/him! But someone inside the shop had flagged him down and he had to go...
Tone is just real cool peoples at this point. I don't even think he's DL or anything. And I'm surely not gonna try to put any moves on him.

...but if and when he makes a pass at me... *pshhhh*... it's a wrap!
Music, you say?

If I Were a Bell -- Teena Marie

We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This -- Teena Marie Ft. Ronnie McNeir

Neon Valley Street --Janelle Monae
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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Follow Me, Follow Back!

Just real quick...

Okay, so, I'm about to start actually caring about my other online blogs/accounts. I've always kinda buzzed around some of the popular sites but, other than Facebook, haven't really been "into" anything. Well, it's time to do what all the other cool kids are doing.

Follow me on the sites below and I'll be sure to follow back! I'm still getting the hang of them so bear with me while I get this shit together... And hit me up on 'em too!

I'm also going to make a Soundcloud voiceblog too.

(I called myself tryna take a selfie with this bright as sunlight, lol. How's it look?).

Friday, September 12, 2014

Life After College

So...On the 22nd of this month, I will have completed the final course in my BA program and become a c/o 2014 graduate!

I've never not been a student. Straight from high school in 2008, after dicking around a community college for 2.5, I decided to start taking my academics seriously so I switched to a private university and entered the program for my major in 2012. 

Fast-forward to today' date. The man I was back in 2008 is completely different from the one writing this very blog post. Not just academically. 

I've matured. Though I've got the love life of a trashy romance novel, the many times I've fallen in and out of love--has made me a better lover. 

I can now surrender myself to someone without losing "me" in the process. 

Taking care of my grandmother after she got sick, it has taught me that true love is selfless, unconditional, enduring, crazy at times, but always worth it. 

I've realized that you only treat people as good as you think their value is.  

I've gotten to know God on a level so personal that His love is what sustains me on those...quiet, restless nights where loneliness and confusion threaten to swallow me whole. 

Maliika has taught me the healing power of friendship. You might remember her from the A Broken Hallelujah (click here) post. 

I've learned not to measure myself by someone else's ruler. 

I want to take this growth with me as I move out into the real world. I want to look back at 2012, the most trying year of my adult life, and remind myself of how strong I was in the weakest of moments. 

I want to BE somebody, damn it! 

At the same time, I also don't want to move too fast. I'm ready to leave my hometown, but not until I'm supposed to. Wherever the wind blows, I'll try my damndest to trust the process. 

It kinda feels like my entire life, up to this point, has been on "pause". 

I don't know what music I'll hear when I finally press "play". But whatever the song...God, me, and you fine folk, will sing it together. 

*whew* I cried all through writing this post. I feel so much better. 

...any tips? How did you adjust to life after college?
The music I played while writing this post: 

On the Ocean -- by K'Jon

Irons in the Fire -- Teena Marie

Never See Me Again -- Alicia Keys

All My Life -- KC and JoJo
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