Wednesday, December 28, 2011

10,000 Motherfuckers

Hoping the Holidays went well for ya'll! Was it just me, or did Christmas seem... different this time around? Maybe it's the Grinch in me talking, but I just wasn't in the spirits for Christmas. I guess because now that I'm older, I'm now the one BUYING gifts for the little ones instead of receiving gifts as such. Eh. whatever.
Shout out to my dude ColdPhoenix in light of recent events. Checked on dat nigga today and he's doing good. Thanks to all those who emailed me with concerns and whatnot.
Other than that, not much else to talk about... Ya'll know my email address: hit me up and if the Lord says the same, I'll see ya'll in 2012!


10,000 Motherfuckers -- Jason Mraz omg, this song is one of my new FAVZ!!!!

If It Kills Me -- Jason Mraz -- we get along much better than you and your boyfriend. #NuffSaid

The Remedy -- Jason Mraz you got the poison, I got the remedy.

You and I Both-- Jason Mraz  *sighs* i just love his voice...


Yeah so internet is still off. I'm bumming free wifi from my friend's dorm.
Enjoy the pics!


Thursday, December 22, 2011

Technical Difficulties!

Happy holidays, bloggers! Excuse my absence; they cut my internet a few days ago :( I'm posting this from my phone (which is why there are no pics). Just wanted to touch base with yall and let u know that all is well...
All I want for Christmas is you... J/k, I need a new laptop! ;)
See u in 2012! 

Saturday, December 10, 2011

I Love You, Race Cooper!

So one of my duties as my pastor's assistant is to take care of guest preachers when they come. This one in particular ran a 3-night revival at church and it was pretty darn awesome. Anyway, earlier this morning (at the ASS CRACK of dawn, mind you) I had to drive him about 45 minutes out of town to the airport to catch his flight back home.

We had small talk.

It dawned on me that I only know his last name. I need his first/last in order to check him in at the terminal.

Cogito: "by the way, I need your first and last name so I can check you in when we get there.

Him: "Richard Cook".

Cogito: (I say in my head) "hmmm... Kinda like Race Cooper..."

(and I keep that in mind as we continue talking).

Imagine me driving down the highway, with flashes of this sexy mofo in my brain (see below).

When we finally get to the terminal...

Cogito: "Hi, I'm here to check-in for Race Cooper".

Terminal Guy: "I.D. Please?"

(Richard pulls out his I.D.)

Terminal Guy: "Uh... You said his name was... Race Cooper? Because this says something different..."

Cogito: (light-bulb clicks on above my head) *gasp* OMG, I MEAN RICHARD COOK!

Terminal Guy and Richard give me the ?????? face.


I laughed it off but as soon as I got back to my car I was like dayumn, really? I can't slip up like that. Imagine if someone else knew whom I was actually referring to? That'll blow my cover for sure... (no pun intended).

But can you blame me? All the pics in tonight's post are some of my favorites of Race Cooper. He's soooo fuckin hot and he is quite the performer.

His solo scene with directed by Kink Productions??? I almost broke my dick for like, the first month I knew that scene existed...

Don't believe me?! Click Here to watch Race Cooper Vs. The Fuck Machine
Music you say?

Niggas in Paris -- Jay Z and Kanye West

Hard Knock Life -- Jay Z

Lose Yourself -- Eminem (one of my FAVORITE SONGS EVER). People underestimate this guy... His lyrics are so SICK. Don't even get me started on his wordplay...

Jar of Hearts -- Christina Perri (once again, I'm MAD nobody told me this song existed! Where was this song when I was going through breakups a while back???)

Enjoy the pics, ya'll! I'm telling you, this dude Race Cooper can sooooo get it in the worst way possible!


(P.S. Still keepin my dude ColdPhoenix in prayer. He lost his mother and could really use some support right about now. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT HIS BLOG and make sure to follow him!)

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Instead of a regular post, I want to dedicate this to my dude ColdPhoenix over at Trapped With Her... Driven To Him

He has an AWESOME blog chronicling his triumphs and struggles while exploring his sexuality and also gives us a peak into his complex mind.

He just recently lost his mother and is going through something that only a handful of people will ever understand. So if you're not a follower of his blog, then click HERE and check his blog out for yourself. And if you already are a follower, send some love his way while he's going through this.

Hallelujah -- Gin Wigmore

I'll Be Missing You -- Puff Daddy, Faith Evans, 112

Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday -- Boyz II Men

Eye on the Sparrow -- Lauryn Hill, Tanya Blunt

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Something For The Tops...

I went through my Freaky Flash Drive Files (where I collect all my pics/vids) and FINALLY organized all of my pics into sub-categorical folders with tags and whatnot... In doing so, these few lil pics kept making me salivate and I realized that I haven't had no ass in a while... Don't get me wrong, my nigga Rob gives some mean head, but he's a Top (as far as I'm concerned). 

I'm going a little insane. I feel like Quagmire on that one episode of Family Guy where he tried to go cold-turkey from sex and ended up dry humping a mail-box.

Ass-Withdrawal is a very serious condition. *sighs* 

So to all my true blue, red-blooded Tops out there: GET ALL THE MAN-CUNT YOUR DICK CAN HANDLE!

I'm in LOVE with Beyonce's vid "Dance For You"! It's definitely a song when you're getting in "the mood". 

and keep in mind, SHE SHOT THIS VID BEFORE SHE HAD THE BABY BUMP. #ConspiracyCracked

Enjoy the pics! They're all recycled from previous posts...



Saturday, November 19, 2011

My Kryptonite...

Earlier today, I was babysitting my nephew. He's adorable. Around 1 and a half years old. He's learning how to say words now. "Mama" and "Stop" are the most complex words in his vocabulary, but he's working on expanding that. In his efforts to do so, my younger brother (his dad) has been teaching him a few new words... What kind of words, you ask? Curse words.

Of course I don't approve of this, but he's not my son, just my nephew. And I know my boundaries. But I've warned both of them of one thing: should I EVER hear my nephew cursing, I'm going WWIII on him. It's disrespectful to use such language in front of adults. I still don't curse around the adults that I grew up around.

All of that to say...

I caught my nephew trying to plug in the lamp in the living room, and I almost lost it.

*Gasp* RJ, get away from there, RIGHT NOW!!!
RJ: aw, shit! (at least, that's what I thought I heard him say).

Me: Come here.

He inched closer and closer to me until he got close enough to my face.

And then, just as I'm about to spank him...

He plants a kiss right on my cheek!

Suddenly, I wasn't pissed anymore.

Then he says to me: Unc-Unc!

And my heart melts...

Then I realize: Rob does the same thing! When he knows I'm pissed at him, or am about to start something, he plants a wet one right on my lips and the rest is history...


I love those guys...
Music, you say?

Rumor Has It -- Adele

Kryptonite -- 3 Doors Down

Red Light Special -- TLC

Nice And Slow -- Usher


BTW, on my next post, I'm doing a Top 10 (or 20) of the best Gay Porn Stars in the industry. Now, these will just be my opinion, but you can have your say-so on the list. Email me who you'd like to see on there. If you give me a name that I don't already have, I'll add em to the list and give a review of them...

Enjoy the pics!
(that very first pic got a nigga on BRICK HARD).