Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Put it to you like this: if you wanna have a wang-dang-doodle with this guy below, you have to wrap it up! And thank God he has a golden wrapper! ;)
So I said all that to say: I will be purchasing all my items at Family Dollar on Cable St. from now on! ;)
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
With that being said, class is now in session! Welcome to Gay 101! Today's Lesson: Sexual Roles.You might wanna take notes...
My Favorite Tops include:
Marc Williams (though he dabbles. See "Versatile")
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
"It Don't Cost Very Much" by Mahalia Jackson came on Sirius Radio. She's my favorite gospel-singer of all time. My gift to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmv3QzdTShE
Okay, I know funerals are supposed to be sad, and it was. But DAYUMN! One of the Funeral Home Attendants was this tall, dark and PHINE ASS black dude. He had this MidWest Chicago accent that kept turning me on! I kept telling myself
"Self: this is your Uncle's funeral, not a dating service..." and on top of that, although dude had me ready to take him in the back, he was a Funeral Director nonetheless, and had automatically became a Creeper in my mind. But, eh, at least I had some Eye-Candy for my troubles...
(Later on that night) all of us older cousins went out to the bar to celebrate my cousin Jessica's graduation! Yeah, my girl did her thing! Graduated from WMU with a Double-Major and I couldn't be any prouder of her! One of her friends named Stephanie came out to hang as well and she said she was bringing some friends with her.
One of those friends name is... We'll came him J. Now, J is Bi-Racial (black and white). And he's short (about 5'2") light skinned, and he has these piercing blue eyes that can see through you fucking SOUL! And although he looks like a cute lil Milano cookie, it's his personality that really got me. Not only were we eye-fucking eachother all night long, but the more we looked at eachother, we realized
"Hey, I know you from somewhere!" Turns out, this cute lil mofo is one of the Clerks at the Bookstore on Campus! *sighs* this must be written in the stars, right?... We had done very light flirting with eachother in passing, nothing serious. But at least now we knew what common-ground we had, you know?
SUNDAY, MAY 1ST -- I drag all 204 pounds of my hungover ass to Church! What? You must not know I came up Southern Baptist? Ain't no shame in my game. Rain or Shine, drunk or sober, you will see my happy ass on the front row Sunday Morning. Not because I feel guilty or even because I'm a total church-boy. It's because I love God, flat out. And whenever I do end up missing church, He doesn't let me forget about it. Only my church-boys/men know what I mean when I say that!
MONDAY, MAY 2ND-- they admitted my black ass into the hospital! I have asthma like you wouldn't believe. Because of the high pollen rising, they wanted to keep me overnight and observe my lung-function. So, Monday was a complete drag... and not just because RuPaul's Drag Race Reunion came on... ;) (Alexis Mateo should've won!)
TUESDAY, MAY 3RD (today)-- Because of the Kunta Kente in me, of course I wait until the LAST FUCKING MINUTE to get my books for the Summer Semester. But, it was all good because the first person I see when I walk in is *drumroll* J!!!!! Yay!!!!!!