Monday, November 25, 2013

Bust a Morris Chestnut

Personally, I was never really into the first Best Man movie. When I saw the previews for the Holiday sequel, I had to wikipedia the first movie just to remind me of what the hell went on.

On the second night of it's release, I ended up at the theater with some friends to see The Best Man Holiday.

Going into it, I told myself that I wasn't going to like it. I thought it was gonna be some Tyler Perry plotted bomb with predictability at every turn.

I was  pleasantly surprised when the movie knocked me off my high horse. It was actually kinda...good.

I'm an easy crier and the fact that I wasn't expecting any tear-jerk moments, made the ending of the film even heavier for me. I cried. And I cried. And I cried. Smh.

Aside from that, let me just say that I have not ever been really turned on by Morris Chestnut.
I get it though. He's a tall, dark and handsome cocktail.

His body is Adonis personified.

But for me, Morris is a neck-downer. Everything from his neck and down, gives me a really good woody.


However, the women in that movie  theater  would claw my eyes if they heard me say such  blasphemy.

Good golly. The scenes where he was shirtless, they were in their creaming their pants. All I heard was "oooohhh....girl....damn!! MMMmmmMMM..."...

And I'm just looking around like ???
Music, you say?

Dear Lover -- Teena Marie

End of Time --Beyonce

Esta Noche --- Azealia Banks

Help Youngblood Get to the Freaky Party -- Teena Marie  (yeah, the title sounds strange, but so does the song. I fucking love it!)
Enjoy the pics!


  1. I don't know . . . Morris is looking pretty fucking fine to me. Walked by the movie poster on a bus stop today and was like . . . is there a DL story line in that movie? Some ass, maybe? Figured I would have heard about it in the first one, if there was. That gloryhole pic you have in this batch is hot. Damn. Anyway, you get tired of looking at Morris's face, you send him my way:D Take care!

  2. I thought I was in a Twilight film when he took off his shirt and the ladies went wild

  3. Morris Chestnut does have a great body. I've got to find my way to this movie