Let's Get It On...

It's not that I've never been attracted to women. There are some drop dead ass gorgeous women in this world. I can recognize beautiful women; I see ones all the time where I say "damn, if I were into women just a little bit, I'd hit that..." 

I've even said in posts before that eating pussy isn't outside of my realm of reality... though it is highly unlikely that it would ever happen... I've always said that I'm a backwards gay man because I'm curious about being with a woman... 

When you're out on the preaching circuit as much as I am, you come across women who see you as a "great catch". I'm young, single, "saved", and well on my way in college. Hell, that's what I'm looking for in a guy! 

And I can tell you some craaaaazzzzyyyy shit that chicks do just to get my attention. There was one woman who kept sending her son up to the alter for me to pray for him. Eventually I took him into the back of the church to talk to him and ask what was going on. He *scoffs* and says "man... the only reason I keep coming up there is 'cuz my mama keep saying that u gonna be her man"... (smh, that lil ole skeezer was using her son as an item). 

Another time, while doing a youth summit down south, this one chick kept bringing me plates of food and inviting me back to her place (in case I the food makes me sleepy) wink wink. Yeah right, hoe. You tryna steal my underwear just like the rest of 'em! 

The only reason why I watch Straight Porn is because the Guy(s) in the scene are hot enough for me to pay attention to. But it's a lot harder for me to concentrate if... 

1. The Woman doesn't know how to suck dick. 

You're a PornStar, right? You get paid to do this shit! Why are you slapping his dick on your forehead? *sighs* give me a minute... this shit really does annoy me... 

2. His dick is 3 inches long, STFU and stop all that screaming!!! 

3. (and most importantly) she's gotta have a pretty pussy. Nice and trimmed; it has to be WET and able to make the Dick look good inside of it. Otherwise, I'm taking the DVD out, I'm exiting the Website, and going to Xtube where they know how to treat a dick...

*sighs* it's been a long week for me; I'm flying back home in the morning (the revival went   off great!) and I'm tired as all get-out! So excuse the brevity of the post. btw, I realize this post is erratic; sue me, I'm barely keeping my eyes open right now... 

Enjoy the pics! And btw, Marvin Gaye's "Lets Get It On", my gift to you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_tRctLmbc

--Cogito capricornaries@hotmail.com

(I was in the mood for some of King via Dawgpoundusa)