So I'm at McDonalds earlier today, and since I wasn't in the mood for waiting in that 7th level of Hell called a "drive-thru" lane, I decided to go in.
I'm on the phone with one of the other ministers from my church, so I wasn't really paying attention to the guy taking my order.
"Lemme get a... McDouble w/ extra onions and a Parfait, large fry w/no salt, and a Mango Smoothie" I barked to the McSlave, continuing my phone conversation.
Time came for him to hand me back my credit card and receipt.
I look up, and to my surprise-- this nigga is like, drop dead gorgeous!
He kinda favored Lil Scrappy (who I think is the cutest lil Thug McNugget in the world).
From that point on, I can't tell you whatever THE FUCK the minister was saying to me on the phone, so I told him to call me back,
I had flirting to do.
Dude's name-tag said his name was Samson. (mind you, its 2012, Samson is an old ass name for people born in like, the 50's n shit... that just makes this dude all the more interesting)
Me: Samson... I don't hear that name a lot up North...
Sam: yeah... I'm from Missouri... I go by Sam though.
Me: Well Sam, I'm [Cogito]. What brings you up North then?...
(before he could answer, the cock-blocking bitch behind me in line started ordering her food).
I decided to fall back and wait for my food to come up. It always takes a minute b/c they have to drop my no-salted fries fresh. (that's how you get em fresh and not the ones kept under the heat-light).
To pass the time, I started FaceBooking. Samson snapped me out of my FaceBook trance when he called my name.
[Cogito], you're up! Lemme get your parfait...
He turns around to the fridge, so naturally, I check him out from behind. And I like what I saw.
I was about to say something else to him, when suddenly, it hit me:
Nigga, you already GOT a man.
(sighs) damn.
Granted, it's not like I would cheat on Rob or anything.
If Rob found out that I even breathed at another nigga, he'd flip the fuck out. Like he usually does. Smh. -_-
Whatever.
After a deep, disappointing sigh, I chuck the dueces to Sam and leave.
I think he would've gave me more conversation if I stayed...
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When I think about it, Samson in the Bible was a kinky mofo.
He was a long-haired, muscle-bound stallion who liked to be tied down; he even had a shaving fetish.
Seriously. Google it!
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Drops of Jupiter -- Train (idky the lyrics always make me teary-eyed)
Heaven -- Jamie Foxx (same with this song here)
Hey There, Delilah --Plain White T's (Sampson, meet Delilah!)
Fireflies -- Owl City (This is my ISH!)
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Enjoy the pics! (I found some BANGING booty shots!)
-_Cogito
Capricornaries@hotmail.com
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I'm on the phone with one of the other ministers from my church, so I wasn't really paying attention to the guy taking my order.
"Lemme get a... McDouble w/ extra onions and a Parfait, large fry w/no salt, and a Mango Smoothie" I barked to the McSlave, continuing my phone conversation.
Time came for him to hand me back my credit card and receipt.
I look up, and to my surprise-- this nigga is like, drop dead gorgeous!
He kinda favored Lil Scrappy (who I think is the cutest lil Thug McNugget in the world).
From that point on, I can't tell you whatever THE FUCK the minister was saying to me on the phone, so I told him to call me back,
I had flirting to do.
Dude's name-tag said his name was Samson. (mind you, its 2012, Samson is an old ass name for people born in like, the 50's n shit... that just makes this dude all the more interesting)
Me: Samson... I don't hear that name a lot up North...
Sam: yeah... I'm from Missouri... I go by Sam though.
Me: Well Sam, I'm [Cogito]. What brings you up North then?...
(before he could answer, the cock-blocking bitch behind me in line started ordering her food).
I decided to fall back and wait for my food to come up. It always takes a minute b/c they have to drop my no-salted fries fresh. (that's how you get em fresh and not the ones kept under the heat-light).
To pass the time, I started FaceBooking. Samson snapped me out of my FaceBook trance when he called my name.
[Cogito], you're up! Lemme get your parfait...
He turns around to the fridge, so naturally, I check him out from behind. And I like what I saw.
I was about to say something else to him, when suddenly, it hit me:
Nigga, you already GOT a man.
(sighs) damn.
Granted, it's not like I would cheat on Rob or anything.
If Rob found out that I even breathed at another nigga, he'd flip the fuck out. Like he usually does. Smh. -_-
Whatever.
After a deep, disappointing sigh, I chuck the dueces to Sam and leave.
I think he would've gave me more conversation if I stayed...
----------------------------------
When I think about it, Samson in the Bible was a kinky mofo.
He was a long-haired, muscle-bound stallion who liked to be tied down; he even had a shaving fetish.
Seriously. Google it!
--------------------------------------------------------
Drops of Jupiter -- Train (idky the lyrics always make me teary-eyed)
Heaven -- Jamie Foxx (same with this song here)
Hey There, Delilah --Plain White T's (Sampson, meet Delilah!)
Fireflies -- Owl City (This is my ISH!)
--------------------------------------------------------
Enjoy the pics! (I found some BANGING booty shots!)
-_Cogito
Capricornaries@hotmail.com
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AMAZING how stuff like that happens huh? All apart of the human experience.
ReplyDeleteMan, What I tell you about hoeing in fast food establishments!
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