He’s Tall (6’2”) but he’s not thick or beefy—he’s skinny and lanky... ugh...
He’s Scruffy—which could be sexy, but he kinda “looks like he smells” (though he doesn’t).
He has NO ASS—probably as a result of him being Tall and Lanky, right?
He doesn’t have an “ugly” face; he has an average one. Not handsome. Not cute/fine. Just... average...
He breathes through his mouth all the time. Like, do your Nostrils NOT work?
I generally ONLY like Fellas with their own “swag” (style). By no means am I exclusive to guys with ATM Receipts, but damn... He dresses like one of the characters from Fat Albert...
========and that’s just the Physical stuff=============
He’s dumb as a box of rocks. I’ve tried to have conversations with him but I always feel like I’m talking over his head. I can see the ???? in his eyes...
When he DOES have something to talk about, it takes him 10 minutes to make 1 significant point.
He considers himself a “freestyle poet”. Instead of performing a piece that he wrote, he gets behind the Mic and comes “off the dome” (improv). Because of the 2 aforementioned qualities, you can see why this annoys the entire crowd, right?
He can’t “hold his liquor”. He’s always the first one at the bar and the last one to leave...
+++++++++AND THE CONFUSING, MOST FUCKED UP PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS (see below) ++++++++
I HAVE THE HUGEST CRUSH ON HIM—HE ROCKS EVERY PART OF MY FUCKING WORLD!!!
He has this... Energy, this... Vibe to him that makes me MELT when I’m around him. Hell, typing this post about him has me hard as a rock.
Could it be Pheromones? Could it be Opposites attracting? Either way, I wanna FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT...
Don’t bother asking me why because I don’t know my damn self.
AAAAAANNNNNDDDDD.... HE’S OPENLY BISEXUAL (Though he doesn’t get much “pull” from either Sex).
He’s in-boxed me on Facebook a few times with what I like to call “Bait”.
Bait: light, flirtatious advances used to help determine the sexual orientation of a potential partner. (yep, that’s the English Major coming out again...)
...and you know what? I think I might have to bite...
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Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You-- Lauryn Hill: my gift to you:
P.S. @ my nigga Trey-- THIS is the beauty of Mehcad Brooks! ;)