Doin It...

Is it the slow, hard baseline? Is it how the tempo seems to match the speed of skin slapping skin? Is it how we inhale and exhale to the beat of the music? Either way, there is nothing to get me out of my Fruit of the Loom’s faster than playing one of my favorite “fuck songs”. 

Now, I can’t help but say that I am a helpless Romantic. You can Wine and Dine me all day, and if you say/do all the right things, let’s go ahead on to the nearest Hotel. Hell, I’m not the only one! I’m just saying what many people won’t admit to doing.

Granted, my dick gets just as hard as the next guy’s when there is promise of a decent nut, but I’m really into the events leading up to sex. Send me a cute lil email. Text me something kinky. Call me and tell me what you feel like doing to me. Hell, if you “like” the right status on my Facebook it might turn me on. Lol! Yes, my Libido is just that sensitive. 

And when I’m in the particular mood, I love to fuck while my favorite fuck songs are playing the background. And the crazy thing is, I HATE watching porn that has music in the background; it makes no sense to me. But fucking is something completely different from punching out a few Knuckle Babies…

So, here are my top 12 songs I like to fuck to. Do you see any of your fav’s on the list? What is it missing? Tell me…

1.      1.  Big Girl Now—Naz. He has such a sexy ass voice! And he’s not even singing but the way he raps, idk, it just does something. It goes straight through me… fuck…

2.       2. Next Lifetime—Erykah Badu. If not for the lyrics, the track alone is hot.

3.       3. Pull My Hair—Ying Yang Twins. “Look here, hoe: get down on all 4’s like a dawg…” YES DADDY!!

4.       4. Phone Sex—Avant. When I’m intoxicated, this song is like… Audible Viagra…

5.       5. Red Light Special—TLC. “If I move too fast, just let me know. ‘Cuz it means you move to slow…”

6.       6. Poppin’—Chris Brown. I can speak for any inner-city Gay Teen living the lifestyle back in ’06 and ’07, this song got played in EVERY gay club in America. And it got more dick sucked than a Superhead Convention…

7.       7. Lay Your Body Down—Pretty Willie. “I’ll kiss you where the Sun don’t shine…”

8.       8. Wetter—Twista/Nivea. The way Twista raps, it’s so sexy. And Nivea in the background singing, yeah, that gets my dick so hard…

9.       9. Speechless—Beyonce. If you’ve never heard the song, youtube it. It’s definitely responsible for the rising rate in Teenage Pregnancy if you know what I mean. Hell, I would have been pregnant atleast 5 times if I was a chick, JUST from this song here…

10.   10. Nobody—Keith Sweat. “And who can love you like me? Nobody…”

11.   11. Bump N’ Grind—R. Kelly. Granted, pretty much ANY song R.Kelly does can be considered a Fuck Song, but this one in particular… well, you know how it goes “My mind’s telling me NOOOOO!!!! But my body, my body’s telling me YESSSS!!!”

And finally, the last song is none other than…

12.   12. Doin’ it—LL Cool J/ LeShaun. There’s so much to say about this song. Hell, I can jack off to the fucking VIDEO! (Have before). You saw the way he eats that Peach, he know what the HELL he’s doing w/them lips!!! “Go to sleep. Tomorrow I’ll take you back downtown…”

Maybe it's the Poet in me, but the right lyrics can get me going, no matter whether it's a slow song or not. But I need the slow pulse of a Fuck Song to calm me down and set the mood... 

Enjoy the pics, and yes, I want some feedback. What am I missing on my list? My iPod will thank you... 

--Cogito

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