Thursday, March 31, 2011

Happy Birfday To Me!

Birthday Dick List:
Rock the Icon
Jean-Claude Baptiste
Sean Michaels
Jack Napier
C.J. Wright
Mr. Marcus
Ethan Hunt
Wesley Pipes
John E. Depth
Justin Long

Shane Diesel and Mandingo can get it too, but I'm not even going to pretend like I could take all that dick. I'm SOOOO not gonna let them big dicks puncture my fucking Spleen or damage a Kidney. Hell, Mandingo would be all up in a nigga's stomach! ;)

Birthday Ass list:
Brian Pumper
J. Strokes (um, I'm actually kinda glad he gained weight...)
Nat Turnher
Byron Long
Devlin Weed
Franco Roccaforte
Deep Threat
Rico Strong

We're all going out for drinks Friday night. Now, I know that I am going to be kidnapped by my friends for the evening but seriously: I GOTTA get me some Birthday Dick...

I have this one dude lined up. He's been talking a good game about what he's gonna do and how well he can eat and how good he can suck. Whatever; we'll see what all the HubUbs about...

Oh yeah, btw, I'm going to treat myself to one of two sex toys for my bday:

1. I've always admired the Mr. Marcus Dildo. I just can't help but feel a bit... dirty if I had an actual DICK hidden on the top shelf of my closet or something, you know?
2. instead of a big, bulky fleshlight, I was thinking of getting a Dick Sleeve. They're cute, compact and far less recognizable if accidentally discovered...

Either way, I'll let you all know what I finally decide on.


Statically, I should have several pending warrants (if I'm not already in jail/prison), have several "Baby Mamas", be either a college-dropout or not even made it in at all, AND I'm supposed to be broke, without a job, etc. You know all the stereotypes and stigmas associated with the Black Male. 

I beat the odds. I'm 21. No kids. Own car. (kinda have my own) place. In absolute LOVE with God. No warrants/history with "the law", I have an A- Average and I also run a succesful blog (I love you guys!) 

My Poetry, my friends, my entire life... I'm just grateful. For 21 years. and Many more to come! ♥ #ilyBlogFam! 


P.S. ShoutOuts to my dude ColdPhoenix! Keep your head up, you already know that you're MORE than a conquerer! ;)